{"product_id":"birthday-card-birthday-advice-cake-helps","title":"Birthday Card - Birthday Advice: Cake Helps","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Card—\"Birthday Advice: Cake Helps\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate aging with a grin and a grain of salt with this brilliantly sassy birthday card that delivers actual wisdom wrapped in humor. Featuring a glamorous vintage illustration of a woman with a birthday cake and the caption—\"Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake\"—this card is pure comedic genius for anyone who refuses to apologize for enjoying dessert. It's the kind of card that makes you laugh out loud while secretly appreciating the life philosophy hidden in the joke. The retro aesthetic combined with the cheeky advice creates a perfect balance of fun and genuine celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in the USA with vibrant design and quality materials, this greeting card arrives beautifully packaged and ready to give. The blank interior gives you space to add your own message, whether that's birthday wishes, a shared laugh about cake, or simply recognition that getting older means embracing the things that bring you joy. Perfect for anyone who believes that cake is not just a dessert—it's a valid life choice and a celebration all on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5 x 7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm); classic greeting card size with colorful character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on recycled materials; low-impact production and recyclable packaging; made in the United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e Single card with coordinating self-sealing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank inside for your personalized birthday message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually packaged for beautiful presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 oz (14.17 g) per card; lightweight and easy to mail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Katie Doodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48400943546521,"sku":"210000129624","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/8204\/9945\/files\/mkztq1nqjubnrxerdjhr.png?v=1785513829","url":"https:\/\/www.countrychristmasloft.com\/products\/birthday-card-birthday-advice-cake-helps","provider":"The Country Christmas Loft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}