Birthday Card - Don't Get Excited210000009542
5 x 7 card with the word "Don't get excited, there's no money going to fall out. There's a worldwide depression on you know." The inside reads, "Happy Birthday." On the bottom is a small message saying "Why not recycle to save the economy? Who knows, this card could become a disposable bedpan on a Mexican Maternity Ward. It may prefer its current manifestation, but that's life."