Front - "Why trick-or-treating is better than sex:
1. The worse you look, the better.
2. You can do it all night long!
3. If you're not satisfied with what you get just go to the next house
4. Don't have to fake moaning"
Inside - "5. Always guaranteed to get something good in the sack. Happy Halloween"
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