Wooden Shelf Sitter Sign - "I Do Not Have Ducks..."

Spruce up your home decor with our delightful Wooden Shelf Sitter Sign! Measuring 5.25" x 5.25" x 1.25", this charming solid wood block features a humorous and relatable saying: “I Do Not Have Ducks. Or A Row… I Have Squirrels, & They’re Everywhere.” It's the perfect conversation starter and is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it!

Handcrafted with care by a family-owned and operated business, this sign is conceptualized, designed, and produced right here in the USA, ensuring high-quality craftsmanship. It adds a touch of whimsy and personality to any room—whether it’s your living room, home office, or kitchen.

Looking for a fun gift for a friend or a unique addition to your décor? This shelf sitter sign is the perfect choice! Let it serve as a lighthearted reminder that life can be delightfully chaotic and sometimes out of our control.

• Sturdy solid block of wood for durability
• Dimensions: 5.25" x 5.25" x 1.25"
• Proudly made in the USA by a family-owned business

Brighten your space and bring some laughter into your home with this charming wooden sign! Perfect for any squirrel lover or anyone who appreciates a good laugh!